GRAVITY SUCKS

blohg

i think i’ve consumed a 40 erryday this week? actually on monday i drank straight cups of rum and ice, which was fun! anyways i can feel my body shutting down but for 5.80 y’all can’t really complain right?

goo goo

day today was ok, my phone works after dying but like the screen is kind of fucked

i got wicked wasted with my sisters but thank god the crackberry is back in action

today sucked

1) my dog woke me up at 8 am cuz he had dhiarrea after a night of drinking old e and crest (not him me)

2) my phone then flew off my duvet into a glass of water on my floor

3) i got fired

4) i ordered sesame chicken that more or less came with icing???! wtf?

5) tonight is round 1949t58 of drinking a 40 of the olde e, maybe it’s my bad luck serum?

6) aim low get high

my life is kind of in shambles right now but i guess that means that it’s time to make a bunch of changes and make improvements and shit. i stopped smoking weed 11 days ago which i guess is kind of a big deal because i was more or less terminally stoned for 3 years straight, i just gotta learn to cut down drinking and i’ll be a fucking superhero.

part of my new thing is getting into shape and bulking up, i just took some photos to base progress on… i hope this works out cuz i’m building DIY “work outs” from the internet and doing yoga from youtube. hah.

memories

i decided to email my ex-best friend from grd 6-10. he stopped talking to me after i came out. i can’t really blame him because i basically went insane and totally weird but meh, it’s like the ultimate missed connection

also

might i mention, i sat on my cellular while drinking in a park on tuesday… life kind of blows, luckily i recieved a rabbits foot for good luck… but hello === is it working?!

ftw

today, by someone else’s actions, my ipod broke. i am obviously pretty pissed because my parents spent 500$ on it, but at least i got free unlimited tequila, i am looking to leave the cvlt of @pp13 anyways so i guess i can get a “san rio” or whatever else is popular these days…

SRUG….